The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to transform into yourself

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!