the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to like any show

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!