The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Being Aquaman

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to lactate air.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to get AIDS.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!