The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!