The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!