The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!