The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!