Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!