the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!