The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to vote

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to die but once

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!