The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Grass eating

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!