The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!