The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!