- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

the power to read something without looking at it

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to fart upon command.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to become inverted background color.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

The power to have bad luck!

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

the power to see through water.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

Pointless Super Powers