The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!