The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!