The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die but once

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!