The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fall up.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!