The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to vote

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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power to be an alcohoic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!