The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!