the power to see with your eyes open

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!