The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!