The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to die but once

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!