The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!