The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!