The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!