The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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A healing punch

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!