The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Immunity to medication

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!