The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Power to always have exact change.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!