The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be HUMAN

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!