The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!