the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!