The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power of asdfgh

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to thumb up your own comments.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to get rid of feminism

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to fail any test you want

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to pee standing up

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!