The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be HUMAN

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!