the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!