The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!