The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!