The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!