The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!