The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to see through glass

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!