Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to make fish drown.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!