The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!