The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to vote

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!