The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die but once

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!