The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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See through invisible people

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to swim on land

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!