The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

the power to fail any test you want

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

The power to do nothing

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to die at will.

Really bendy thumb

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

thee power to not eat but still starve

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to run at the speed of a human

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!