- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to pee in your own butt.

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to not have this superpower

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to swim on land

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

Pointless Super Powers