The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!