The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

the power to not have a power

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

Really bendy thumb

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to know that Han Solo dies

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!