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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.
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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy
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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.
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The power to think.
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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.
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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.
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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.
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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability
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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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the ability to enjoy school
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.
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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.
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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.
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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food
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the power to get really mad.
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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone
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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's
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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck
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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!