The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!