The power of exact change

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!