the power to kill yourself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to see John Cena.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to die

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to have a black president

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!